#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
Oh jesus god that’s hilarious
U2 on the other hand, I just think are hilarious. Hack drummer, hack bass player, one-note guitar player and then there’s the singer. It’s basically music for people who’ve lost the will to fight.
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| — | Henry Rollins (via infantsandwhales) |
RIP Whitney Houston. First we lost Etta James and now we’ve lost you. Such a shame.
Tragedy has stricken.
Someone Please Report this Person
So about that so called Jack White “engagement” story, a friend of mine found the guy who wrote it on Twitter and called him out on the story being bullshit.
This was the author’s reply:
I blurred out my friend’s username for his own anonymity (even though I suppose it is easily findable lol, but whatever)
Seriously? WTF?!?!
Then he followed on his own page with this:
WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM!?
What the fuck, I hate people.
I started to think about being the only person who sees something. Maybe that’s kind of the feeling you have when you’re in love with somebody. That you’re the only one who notices all these beautiful things about them. You know, and you kind of tell your friends “Isn’t she great? Isn’t she great?” And they’re like “Yeah, she’s okay.” You know, but they don’t see her the way you see her. You know, that sort of feeling.
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| — | Jack White (via nashvillehatesyou ) |












